If there were no women, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Computer dating - It’s terrific if you’re a computer.
Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.
Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.
One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
Most women are not as young as they are painted.
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away.
I love women. They are the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, thats fine.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn’t mean we are dating.
Attraction is not a choice.
When a woman behaves like a man, why does not she behave like a nice man ?
What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
Women are an alien race set down among us.
Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you’re settling.
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? Luckily, this is not difficult.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, ‘If you talk to her, I’ll kill you.’ It’s always rough with that high school thing.
If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
No comments:
Post a Comment