Jokes Corner

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

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I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

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Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

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There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but n ot near girl’s college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow….

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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

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Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

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hey listen she asked me u r details…so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon…. her name is smile…. i think she came.

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2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN

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Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you ……. Shameless!!!

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Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!