Thursday, February 21, 2008

Hurry Apply now, Job for Girls only

Pl. find package and incentives details as under.

Designation: Girl Friend, Jr. (Trainee)

Experience:

Must have ditched at least 2 guys

(fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other Requirement:

Should have the potential to do street bargaining and fights, if required. Height, weight, complexion - no bar (but is subjective).

Perks and incentives: ! Total gross (Monthly):

2 Gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(No Precious Metals and Stones)
2 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
3 Visits to Eat Street (Khau Galli) Weekly
5 Trips to National Highways
8 Bike Rides each duration 1 hour (for extra duration, fuel by candidate)
9 Kulfis / Chocobars (branded or unbranded) at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa/ Bread Pakoda/ Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- (sub. to avail)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend for window shopping(shopping aloowed at your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to the size and brand available with the shop of our choice.

Net Deductions (Monthly) :

Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining.
The probation period is 6 mont! hs, after which confirmation (with promotion to full time Girlfriend)

Pls note:
1. Only females
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply
3. Ex-girlfriends, eligible only if they agree to above stated terms

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc. (An Exclusive - Mid Night Lasting Candle Light {or Tube light} dinner will be offered on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.)

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