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Indian Brain

The Manager says: “Do you have any sales experience?”
The Indian says: “Sir, I was a salesman back home in India.”
Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. “You
start tomorrow.. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
“How many sales did you make today?”
Indian boy says: “Sir, Just ONE sale.”
The boss says: “Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.” If you want to keep this job, you’d better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?”
Indian boy says: ” $101 237. 64″
Boss says: “$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?”
Indian boy says: “Sir, First I sell him small fishhook.
Then I sell him medium fishhook.
Then I sell him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I ask him where he’s going fishing and he said down on the
coast, so I told him he’ll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I
took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then ask him where he’ll be staying, and since he had no
accommodation,
I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
Then the guy said, while we’re at it, I should throw in about $100
worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
The boss said: “You’re not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?”
Indian boy says: “No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Anacin for
his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your
mind.”

Hollywood Movies Line up for 2008

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Why you should care: Because if it’s bad enough, maybe Uwe Boll will beat up more film critics.
Fanboys
Why you should care: Kristen Bell in a Princess Leia gold bikini.
Cloverfield
Why you should care: Because you won’t be able to live with yourself until you know whether it’ll live up to the hype.
Cassandra’s Dream
Why you should care: It’s a Woody Allen movie starring Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor.
Rambo
Why you should care: Stallone can still kick ass, even if he’s older than your grandpa.

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FEBRUARY

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Be Kind Rewind
Why you should care: Jack Black and Mos Def re-enacting all the movies of your childhood. What’s not to like?
My Blueberry Nights
Why you should care: Director Kar Wai Wong is a big deal, even if you’ve never heard of him. You have however heard of Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz, Jude Law, and Norah Jones.
Jumper
Why you should care: Mace Windu and Anakin Skywalker together again!
The Spiderwick Chronicles
Why you should care: Cool special effects? Another fantasy movie wannabe? Maybe you shouldn’t care.
Vantage Point
Why you should care: Great cast, cool conspiracy premise. Jack finally gets off the island.
The Signal
Why you should care: A freaky, end of the world horror movie without zombies. It’ll scare your pants off.
Charlie Bartlett
Why you should care: Because any movie that takes this long to release has to be good… doesn’t it? Also, it stars Star Trek’s new Pavel Chekhov.
Semi-Pro
Why you should care: Will Ferrell wears a fro and makes granny-style freethrows.

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MARCH

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10,000 B.C.
Why you should care: Master of disaster director Roland Emmerich sets his sites on blowing up prehistoric man.
Horton Hears A Who
Why you should care: Hollywood has to get Dr. Seuss right eventually, don’t they?
Inkheart
Why you should care: Another random fantasy movie with a cute kid. Actually, toss it in a bin with Spiderwick and forget about it.
Drillbit Taylor
Why you should care: It’s produced by king of comedy Judd Apatow, and co-written by his protégé Seth Rogen. Besides, buying a ticket for it could help boost Owen Wilson’s self-esteem. Apparently he needs it.

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APRIL

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Leatherheads
Why you should care: George Clooney plays football, which should be more interesting than his last movie Michael Clayton, in which he stared blankly at the screen.
Nim’s Island
Why you should care: The year’s third random, throwaway, family fantasy movie. This one stars Jodie Foster and Gerard Butler.
Baby Mama
Why you should care: Amy Poehler plays Tina Fey’s surrogate mother.
Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
Why you should care: Neil Patrick Harris rides a unicorn. Not to be missed.

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MAY

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Iron Man
Why you should care: Because with this material, this director, and this cast, it could be the first superhero movie to deserve an Oscar. Since it’s not a period drama or a movie about handicaps it won’t win one, but dammit it just might deserve it.
Speed Racer
Why you should care: Directed by Andy and Larry (er Lana?) Wachowski.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Why you should care: The books keep getting better as they go along, maybe the movies will too.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Why you should care: Indiana Jones? Maybe you’ve heard of him.
Sex and the City: The Movie
Why you should care: You’re a woman. Otherwise, you shouldn’t.
Starship Dave
Why you should care: Eddie Murphy plays an alien in a comedy that smells suspiciously like Innerspace.

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JUNE

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Kung Fu Panda
Why you should care: Jack Black as a fat, animated Panda doing Kung Fu. It was funny the first time when it was called Beverly Hills Ninja, could work again.
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan
Why you should care: Comedy script written by Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler, and Robert Smigel
The Incredible Hulk
Why you should care: Second time’s the charm?
The Happening
Why you should care: M. Night Shyamalan is back, and this time he may not suck.
Get Smart
Why you should care: Steve Carell makes phone calls on his shoe.
The Love Guru
Why you should care: Mike Myers invents a new character. No fat suit required.
Wanted
Why you should care: May be your last chance to see Angelina Jolie before she morphs into a skeleton.
WALL-E
Why you should care: Pixar.

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JULY

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Hancock
Why you should care: It’s Will Smith’s turn to play a superhero. Except his is a drunk.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Why you should care: Hollywood’s most lovable demon returns to punch tentacles with his right fist o’ doom.
Mamma Mia!
Why you should care: Meryl Streep bounces on beds while singing Abba tunes.
Tropic Thunder
Why you should care: Written by Ben Stiller. Directed by Ben Stiller. Starring Ben Stiller.
The Dark Knight
Why you should care: Heath Ledger may be the best Joker ever.
X-Files 2
Why you should care: This franchise still has life, even if the first movie missed the mark.

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AUGUST

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Why you should care: The first two were fun. Brendan Fraser is back even if Rachel Weisz isn’t. Can it really be that badD?
The Pineapple Express
Why you should care: Former Freaks and Geeks buddies Seth Rogen and James Franco reunite for a wild, stoner comedy/action movie. Written by Superbad scribes Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. Produced by Judd Apatow.
Dragonball
Why you should care: It’s based on Dragonball Z, the most popular and worst anime franchise of all time.
Babylon A.D.
Why you should care: Vin Diesel returns to kicking ass after the apocalypse.

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SEPTEMBER

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Punisher: War Zone
Why you should care: Because after Dolph Lundgren and John Travolta, this franchise can’t possibly get any worse.
Death Race
Why you should care: Because improving on Roger Corman is easier than you might think… even if your lead is Jason Statham.

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OCTOBER

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Where the Wild Things Are
Why you should care: Finally a film for childhood fans of Reading Rainbow! Levar Burton needs a cameo.
Valkyrie
Why you should care: Tom Cruise puts on an eye patch and trades one cult for another to play the Nazi who almost killed Hitler.
City of Ember
Why you should care: Bill Murray in an energy conservation fantasy movie.
Body of Lies
Why you should care: Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe’s followup to American Gangster.
Madagascar: The Crate Escape
Why you should care: Admit it. You thought the penguins were pretty funny in the first one.

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NOVEMBER

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James Bond 22
Why you should care: Odds are Daniel Craig will shoot people and sleep with beautiful women. When it comes to Bond movies, does anything else matter?
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Why you should care: One movie away from Harry’s adventures coming to an end… and Hermione becoming barely legal. Creepy.
Bolt
Why you should care: John Lasseter fights to get Disney animation back on track with a computer animated dog flick.

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DECEMBER

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Star Trek
Why you should care: Pointed ears are about to become fashionable again.

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It's All About Wives

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong .

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her, “Where’s the car?”
She replied, “In the lake.”

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don’t like to interrupt her.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: “You can have mine.”

It’s not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I’m half dead.”

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days.
Typical academic year for a student
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is ur birthday. How can you study on..!!

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Things That can happen only in America

1. Only in America….. .can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America….. .are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America….. .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America….. .do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

5. Only in America….. .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

6. Only in America….. .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America….. .do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want
to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America….. .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America….. .do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the
process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning
‘bloodsucking creatures’.

10. Only in America….. .do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

An Honest Wife

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, “What’s the problem, officer?”

Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
Man: “No sir, I was going 65.”

Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. “

Man: “Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!”

Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks.” (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”

Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”

Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”

The man turned to his wife and yelled, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”

The officer turned to the woman and asked, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”
The wife said, “No, only when he’s drunk.”

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Jokes Corner

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ….
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run …

Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, “Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!” The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, “You see, it pays to be bilingual!”

Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well…yes and no.

“Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?”
“No, I’m sorry I don’t.”
“Well, it’s two blocks this way, then one block to the left.”

“I was born in California.”
“Which part?”
“All of me.”

“You look very funny wearing that belt.”
“I would look even funnier if I didn’t wear it.”

Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can’t buy more?

“Why do you take baths in milk?”
“I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower.”

Bank Teller: How do you like the money?
English Student: I like it very much.

The real estate agent says, “I have a good, cheap apartment for you.”
The man replies, “By the week or by the month?”

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that’s okay. The soup isn’t hot.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

When I want to teach the colors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:
Phone rings: “Green, green!”
They answer: “Yellow?”
They ask: “White?”
They hang up: “Pink!”
While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.

Jokes Corner

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

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Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?

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There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but n ot near girl’s college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow….

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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

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Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

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hey listen she asked me u r details…so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon…. her name is smile…. i think she came.

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2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN

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Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you ……. Shameless!!!

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Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Some Interesting Facts

1. The Statue of Liberty’s index finger is eight feet long
2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
3. A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
4. A boeing 747’s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight.(the Wright brother’s invented the airplane)
5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
7. The word “set” has the most number of definitions in the English
language;192
8. Slugs have four noses
9. Sharks can live up to 100 years
10. Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
11. Kangaroos can’t walk backwards
12. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in the U.S. everyday
13. The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
14. The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
15. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
16. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
17. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.
18. The world’s largest Montessori school is in India , with 26,312 students in 2002
Octopus have three hearts
19. If you ate too many carrots, you’d turn orange
20. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116orold
21. The body has 2-3 million sweat glands
22. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs
23. Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother’s womb. The survivor is born.
24. Most cats are left pawed
25. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
26. A Blue whale’s tongue weighs more than an elephant
27. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!
28. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours
29. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
30. Bone is five times stronger than steel.

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10 Commandment of Marriage

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand –
and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.

Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good
cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, economical and a considerate
lover, but again, the law allows only
one husband.

Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries.
After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too.

But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!”

10 Things only a women can understand

10. Cats’ facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand :
1. OTHER WOMEN

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Little girl and her Father

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter:
Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river. The
little girl said:
No, Dad. You hold my hand.
What’s the difference? Asked the puzzled father.
There’s a big difference, replied the little girl.
If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let
your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what
happens, you will never let my hand go.
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.
So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold
yours.
So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold
yours…

Scientist and GOD

The scientist approached God and said,
“Listen, we’ve decided we no longer need you.
Nowadays, we can clone people, tranplant hearts
and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous.”
God patiently heard him out, and then said,
“All right. To see whether or not you still need me,
why don’t we have a man-making contest?”
“Okay, great!” the scientist said.

“Now, we’re going to do this just like I did back
in the old days with Adam,” God said.

“That’s fine,” replied the scientist,
and bent to scoop up a handful of dirt.
“Whoa!” God said, shaking his head in disapproval.
“Not so fast, pal. You go get your own dirt!”

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Some Interesting Quotes

The hand of the parent writes on the heart of the child the first faint characters which time deepens into strength so nothing can efface them.

Some praise me, some blame me. I go the other way.

If a man look upon any other man and estimate that man as less than himself, then he is stealing from the other. He is stealing the other’s birthright– that of equality.

I offer you peace. I offer you love. I offer you friendship. I see your beauty. I hear your need. I feel your feelings. My wisdom flows from the Highest Source. I salute that Source in you. Let us work together for unity and love.

When you give up your character, you pay too high a price. It’s like selling a beautiful portrait to buy a pretty frame.

There are Times and There are Times

There are times when I wish that we could lengthen the days, and shut out all the busy, hurried moments of our lives so that we could have more time together….

But, really, when I stop to think about it, maybe counting the minutes that we spend together is not the most important thing. What is more important is that we have a love that is strong, that goes beyond the limits of time.

And so today, I just want to tell you how much I love you, and how much I love the time we share, and how much I love knowing that in our hearts we are together…. ALL the time.

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10 Most Stupid Questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also
spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the
money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not.
You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. ..

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in
flames!!!

15 Advises for Women

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10 Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him cheque books .

14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

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17 Signs of Love

SEVENTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY
SIXTEEN:WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.
FIFTEEN: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
FOURTEEN: YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU’RE WITH THEM
THIRTEEN:YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU’RE/THEY’ RE AROUND.
ELEVEN: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THESAME TIME
TEN: YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.
NINE:WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN’T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, ALL YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.
EIGHT: YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM
SEVEN:THEY’RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.
SIX: YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.
FIVE:YOU REALIZE THAT YOU’RE ALWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT THEM.
FOUR: YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.
THREE:WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME…
TWO: YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DIDN’T NOTICE NUMBER
TWELVE.
ONE: YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.

9 Most funny Newspaper Classified

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man….if only I knew A B C….)
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
(sure…thanx for the warning!)
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)
5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)
6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
(uh…huh!)
8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey….who taught cows the bad habit??)
9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work!)

17 Best Tongue Twister

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5 .Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside.
Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor’s way”

13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot.
Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly “Oh what should we do” Said the flea” Let us fly Said the fly”Let us flee” So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw…..

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Robots to be animated by OSCHER STUDIOS

Shankar could not have chosen a better person for graphics of Robot. Since the movie will have a lot of computer graphic work Shankar has decided to start with the CG work as early as possible and the number one person who came into the mind of the director was Soundarya Rajinikanth who has done a sensational work in her animation movie Sultan the warrior.

Shankar is known to use top-class quality and the work for the movie will be carried out under the guidance of Ocher Studio. Soundarya’s talented 80 member crew will design the Jeano, the Robot companion of the Superstar within six months.

In the meantime, Shankar has made suitable changes in the script of Robot for Tamil audience and has got the approval of the superstar for the script.

Kaloori - Movie Review

Kalloori is a brilliant example of perfect casting - Akhil, the girl who plays Kayalvizhi and the rest of the gang, and of course Tamanna, who’s ticket to fame till recently was being mistakenly identified online as the infamous bar girl Tarannum - the casting here simply steals the show. The milieu, dialogues and the narrative is achingly real, with Joshua Sridhar’s music working superbly in the background. The silent, untold romance between Akhil and Tamanna is handled with amazing maturity and intelligence - every stroke of directorial touch working big time in identifying and presenting the first signs of love oh-so beautifully. My predominantly city-led education wouldn’t have let me identify with the goings-on of a small town arts college, but the three years I’ve spent in Salem held me in good stead, in getting somewhat close. If director Balaji Shaktivel intended to give a rude jolt to his audiences through that unexpectedly harsh climax, he’s succeeded. It’s mighty sudden, though a tad too rude for a film that, for most parts, is hopeful. Like Kaadhal, Kalloori showcases accurately and with heartwarming flourishes, the uncluttered lives of a Tamilnadu we city dwellers have learned to leave behind and ignore.

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Pl. find package and incentives details as under.

Designation: Girl Friend, Jr. (Trainee)

Experience:

Must have ditched at least 2 guys

(fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other Requirement:

Should have the potential to do street bargaining and fights, if required. Height, weight, complexion - no bar (but is subjective).

Perks and incentives: ! Total gross (Monthly):

2 Gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(No Precious Metals and Stones)
2 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
3 Visits to Eat Street (Khau Galli) Weekly
5 Trips to National Highways
8 Bike Rides each duration 1 hour (for extra duration, fuel by candidate)
9 Kulfis / Chocobars (branded or unbranded) at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa/ Bread Pakoda/ Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- (sub. to avail)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend for window shopping(shopping aloowed at your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to the size and brand available with the shop of our choice.

Net Deductions (Monthly) :

Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining.
The probation period is 6 mont! hs, after which confirmation (with promotion to full time Girlfriend)

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2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply
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Beautiful One Liners

• Easiest way to die:
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!

• What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused…? I knew you would be!

• How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !

• If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.

• Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we’re incompatible. I’m a Virgo and he’s an a@@hole.

• Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

• Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and I’ll give same advice to my children also.

• Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.

• I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Check books.

• The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

IPL auction

India's rich and powerful dug deep into their pockets on Wednesday to stock up on talent for their teams in India's new money-spinning cricket tournament.

Chennai splashed out $A1.74 million for Indian one-day captain MS Dhoni while Hyderabad paid $A1.47 million for Australia's Andrew Symonds at a glitzy auction to determine who plays where in the Twenty20 Indian Premier League (IPL) starting in April.

Dhoni was snapped up by the southern metropolis side in the first round of the sale.

Retired Australian spin-bowler Shane Warne was the first player to go under the hammer fetching $491,000 from Jaipur.

Warne's compatriot fast bowler Brett Lee was later snapped up by Mohali for $982,000 while Australia captain Ricky Ponting was bought by Kolkata for $436,000.

Australian keeper-batsman Adam Gilchrist, who last month retired from Test cricket, went to Hyderabad for $764,000.

Retired Australian fast bowler Glenn McGrath and batsman Michael Hussey failed to attract a bid in the first round and will join Pakistan's Mohammad Yousuf in the reserve pool.

The Mumbai franchise, which has Sachin Tendulkar as the designated city player and is owned by India's most valuable company Reliance Industries, paid $1.06 million for Sri Lankan Sanath Jayasuriya and $927,000 for India spinner Harbhajan Singh.

Sri Lanka's Muttiah Muralitharan went to Chennai for $655,000.

Sri Lanka captain Mahela Jayawardene was bought up by the Mohali franchise for $518,000 while temperamental Pakistan fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar went to Kolkata for $464,000.

The eight franchise teams of the IPL - Bangalore, Chennai, Delhi, Hyderabad, Jaipur, Kolkata, Mohali and Mumbai - have a budget of up to $5.45 million each for a maximum of eight contracted players. They are bidding for 78 players and the closed-door auction could last up to 12 hours.

The 44-day IPL starts on April 18 and will feature 59 matches.

The players are being put up for bidding in sets of 12 according to their annual base price, multiple-skills and expected availability for the inaugural year.

The player contracts are for a period of three years.

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Some CourtRoom Fun

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh….
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
____________________________________________
And the best for last!!!
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Guts of a Bengali Guy

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Debdas Banerjee an Indian (Bengali ) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Debdas says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’ Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Debdas says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’ So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Debdas says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Debdas says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’ Calmly, Debdas turns to the other candidate and says ‘Ki cholchhe dada. Kemon achho.’ The other candidate answers ‘ bhalo achhi bhai’

Excel 2007 has problem with multiplication

Excel 2007, the most hyped of all the Excel programs by Microsoft is going to have to relearn part of its multiplication table.

Try to get Excel 2007 to multiply some pairs of numbers where the result is 65,535, Excel would incorrectly display 100,000 as the answer.

Some of the example of the mistakes are multiplying 77.1 by 850 or multyplieng 10.2 by 6,425 or multyplieng 20.4 by 3,212.5.

The same does not give an error when used in the previous version of the Excel

What a shame for the Office (specially Excel team). The most hyped of all the applictaion my Microsoft had such a simple looking Bug.

Ant and the Grasshopper both Classic and Modern version

CLASSIC VERSION…
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks that Ant is a fool and he
laughs and dances and plays
the summer away.
As the winter approaches, ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no
food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
————————————————–
MODERN VERSION…
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper
thinks that ant is
fool, and he laughs and dances and plays the summer
away.
As the winter approaches, the shivering grasshopper
calls a press conference
and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to
be warm and well fed
while others are cold and starving.
BBC, CNN, AAJ TAK, NDTV show up to provide pictures of
the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table
filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be that this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the
ant’s house.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the
Government for not
upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking
support to the
grasshopper.
Opposition MP’s stage a walkout.
Left parties call for “Bharat Bandh” in West Bengal
and Kerala demanding a
Judicial Enquiry.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the “Prevention
of Terrorism Against
Grasshoppers Act” [POTAGA], with effect from the
beginning of the winter.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA
and, having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated
by the government and
handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered
by BBC, CNN, AAJ TAK
and NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it “a triumph of justice”.
Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
General Assembly.

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Yaaradee Nee Mohinee (Tamil) - Audio Review

Yaaradi nee mohini uses the same tunes of Aadavari matalaku ardhale verule’s soundtrack. Venmegam is simply excellent being sung by Hariharan. And Nenjai kasakki and Yengeyo get butchered mercilessly due to the choice of Udit Narayan. Karthik elevates Oru naalaikkul considerably. The Oh baby song completely sucked on the whole this movie's soundtrack is good but not upto to the mark of Yuvan's capabilities.

Thozha ( Tamil ) - Audio Review

Adiye en annakkili sounds good with its folk tune while the Yuvan styled Kaadhal Devadhai has a groovy, catchy appeal to it. The kuthu track Rendu pakkam is appropriately pulsating with its kick-ass rhythm to match, but the highlight of the soundtrack is the remix of Ilayaraja’s delightful Oru naayagan from Dhaavani Kanavugal. This one is a throbbing remix that innovatively fuses memorable interludes from Sakalakalaavallavan’s chartbusting title song to give us an entertaining kichdi. Prem Gi Amaran’s score in Thozha is pretty good for a beginner.

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Aussies too strong for Lankans

Sri Lankans top order once again collapsed under the ferocious Aussies bowling attack. Sangakara contributed most runs of the Sri Lankan total. But it was not good enough to beat the Ozzies as his parters prayed for mercy. Sri Lankans bowled really well to restrict the Aussies to 230, with Adam Gilchrist blistering century. The Aussies came back tough on the Lankans and they won the game with a bonus point. Aussies lead the table with 12 points followed by India with 8 and Sri Lanka with 6 points.

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India succumbs to Sri Lankans Batting

India lost its second ODI against Sri Lankans. Indians batted beautifully after Jayawadene won the toss and decided to field first. Indians made a decent score of 196 in 29 overs in a rain delayed match. After India's innings due to some showers during the break, the match was further reduced to 21 overs by D/L method. Sanath played wonderfully and smashed Sreesath all over the park. Later Dilshan and the captain played beautifully with impeccable shots and steered Sri Lankans to their first victory in the Tri series.

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Indians played a very aggressive innings to defeat Aussies in Melbourne. India and Aussies played with 4 bowlers where all 4 bowlers of India delivered, where Ishanth Sharma was the pick of the lot and lated judged the Man of the Match. Ishanth Sharma took 4 wickets and showed to the world for the first time how fast an Indian bowler can bowl. He bowled quick with an average speed of 140 km/hr. Pathan and Sreesath complemented his bowling well. India despite loosing some quick wickets didn't loose calm and Dhoni and Rohit played till the end to let India pass through the Aussies total.

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Have you guys listened to the Sinhale pop albums. If you haven't, then you are missing some new variegate kind of music. The songs are wonderful, with the english hip hop style of tunes and accompanied by good tamil lyrics. Within one week I'll give you a list of some good Tamil pop songs composed by Srilankans.

Jodha Akbar - Feb 15

The 3 hours 45 minutes epic movie Jodha Akbar is releasing on Feb 15. This movie with Aishwarya playing the role of Jodha and Hrithik playing Akbar is an epic movie with A.R.R. taking care of the music. I am quite excited to watch this movie. Its been quite a long time since I watched a long movie with two interval breaks. The songs are excellent but the trailer didn't impress me much. It was more like a mundane drama. Lets wait and see whether this movie overpowers the hype it created.

National Treasure - India Release

The much expected and overly hyped sequel of National Treasure is releasing this friday in India with Nicolas Cage in the lead. The book of secrets has grossed over 200 million dollars till now in world over. This movie with its racy script and its superb backdrop will definitely grab the attention of Indian viewers. I am eagerly waiting for this movie. I will write a review after I watch this movie.

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I watched the Golden Compass movie in the last saturday. I started from my house at around half past 9 with the show starting at 10 pm. When I entered the hall, I was already 15 minutes late. I sat down with excitement and as the hour progressed I found myself half asleep. The movie was simply amazing for its CG and beautiful landscape and wonderful list of actors but it failed to grab my attention. The movie's screenplay was fast, but the story was very weak. The whole extravagant screenplay revolved around a thin storyline. And Daniel Craig was not used properly used in this movie. But the little girl played her part wonderfully. This movie being a part of a trilogy, the producer must give importance to make a better 2nd sequel the next time.

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Australian Tour - Indians oozes confidence

India is playing with confidence in Australia. Today against Sri Lanka, they were able to rise to the occasions when they were 4 wickets down for 84. Gautam Gambhir and Dhoni played wonderfully in the depth of the game to give India a respectable total of 267. Gambhir's second fifty was scored in just 28 balls. If rain hadn't played the spoilsport then India were in a incredible position to win this match. Now Indians having 4 points from two tied matches are leading the table.

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Rajini and Kamal Together

Super star Rajinikanth and Ulaga Nayagan Kamal are set to create a frenzy of excitement even if they share the screen space even for a single shot. There were already rumors like wild fire that Rajini and Kamal will act in a movie together, but that never materialized.

Now the buzz is that director P.Vasu is trying to rope in Kamal Hassan to do a guest role for a scene in the movie Kuselan. It’s a known fact that Rajinikanth acts as a superstar in the movie and on the producers demand, there is going to be a scene where Superstar Rajinikanth will receive an award. The director and the producers are trying to rope in Kamal to give that award to Rajini in the movie.

The fans of both the star actors will definitely welcome any scene of both the legends together. Let’s hope that Kamal Hassan agrees to this and we get to see both the stars in Kuselan.

Thala Ajith Back in Business with Main Hoon Nah Remake in Tamil

The upcomming flick of Thala Ajith which he is doing with Raju Sundaram is supposed to be the remake of the Bollywood blockbuster movie, Main Hoon Na. Ajith Kumar has just returned to Chennai after the first schedule of shooting for Raju Sundaram’s next movie from Hong Kong.

The buzz is that this yet to be titled movie will have the name of Ajith character in the movie as the title of the movie. Bollywood actress Katrina Kaif who is also the girl friend of Salman Khan will star opposite to Ajith in this movie.

Main Hoon Na, written and directed by Farah Khan has the story line which tells the tale of Major Ram Prasad Sharma and his efforts to foil the terrorist Raghavan . Major Sharma is simultaneously attempting to mend relations with his father’s estranged first wife and his half-brother Lakshman. He goes to the college where his half-brother is studying and falls in love with the lecturer.

Initially Shriya was supposed to do the role, but later could not due to date problems and also because Ajith was not comfortable with having her in the movie. Then Bollywood bomb Bipasha basu was supposed to have signed the movie. The latest buzz is that Katrina Kaif has agreed to do the movie.

Ajith will be starting the second schedule of the movie in Chennai soon. Lets hope the director zero’s in on the heroine before the second schedule.

After Billa, this movie will also be a treat to all Ajith Fans.

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